Added: Malarie Stimpson - Date: 28.09.2021 18:56 - Views: 48667 - Clicks: 9169
I know I'm not supposed to send dick pics.
At least that's what everyone's advising post-Weinergate. But what if a girl I'm seeing wants a dick pic?
We've hung out a few times. She keeps joking that she wants to see "it. Anything short of pun intended "I would really love to see a photo of your erect penis" does not cut it here pun also intended—for circumcised readers. She is, in your own words, joking. Joking about " it"which might not be the it you think it is. And even if the it in question here is in fact the very it on your person—i. In person. On a bed, presumably. And not that she's particularly jonesing to look down at her buzzing phone and behold your free-floating member bathed in the creepy green glow of laptop light.
I sympathize with your logic. You guys seem to be in a constant state of I would really love to receive a picture of breasts right now! Doesn't matter when or where—whether it's 8 a. It probably doesn't matter who the breasts belong to, as long as they're reasonably nice looking and on a human female.
Have you ever taken the Submit my dick There is an entire portion of the test dedicated to determining whether you can spot and correct faulty assumptions. Men are not women! Breasts are not chest penises! Thank god for that!
As a woman who knows many other women, I can safely say that ladies generally do not like receiving a dick pic from men they don't know very well, except maybe as damage control collateral tit for equally incriminating tat, as they say or as a disgusting, but mildly humorous artifact that they can pass along to all their friends.
That doesn't mean we're not looking forward to seeing your big, hard, [insert third complimentary adjective], [insert fourth complimentary adjective] manhood. We are! Women like penises. They just don't like creeptastic, almost disembodied photos of them sent like it's part of some normal flirtation ritual. It is most definitely not normal. A penis pic is not a first date flower bouquet, ok?
In fact, this really should submit my dick you more. Back and forth privates-piccing is a trust ercise. It's not something to take lightly or do casually with whatever potential psychopath male or female happens to request it. It seems from the name you chose, Man with a Nice Penis, that you have some sense of how precious your cargo is, yes? Like you would wear a jock strap to protect it if you were playing football or something, right? Well, you need to also protect it when you're playing phone-based sex games.
They may not be a contact sport, but they can do a lot of freakin' damage. Just ask Mr.Submit my dick
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